pastrami on rye

with a sour PICKLE

probably letting this whole guy fieri thing go way father than it needs to go but i still giggle over it so

If you’re one of those people who say things like “I’m staying alive because I love this band” or “I’m only here today because of this celebrity” I want you to do me a favor and promise me you’ll stop saying things like that and instead start living because you love yourself and you know that you are worth being alive no matter what bands or celebrities or tv shows come along believe it or not you are worth more than your favorite band and even if these things help you through rough times it’s important for you to know that your life is always going to be valid even when they’re no longer around